Yep Guess that makes this the Chronicles of Nerdom Part 3
My cousin recently made a faux face book post that stated: "My new years resolution...be more of a douchebag; because for some unknown reason chicks love douchebags."
His post provoked some thought in my own melon, and I found that while not conclusively true, does seem to have an element of truth to it.
In part because one of the three resolutions I made is to get myself more active in the world, including dating, I present to you reasons why women should consider a relationship with a Geek/Nerd. (Though I guess it applies the other way as well)
Geeks are passionate: A geek is someone that is obsessive or passionate about the things that interest them, including the person they are dating.
Geeks aren’t cheaters: Your geek will be passionate about you, and tend to stay loyal. They’re also usually not socially adept enough to carry on an affair..
Geeks are attentive: If you want someone who will dote on you and make sure that you’re always happy, a geek just might be able to give you that.
Your geek won’t be a jerk in public: Geeks tend to be quiet, not loud and annoying.
Geeks care more about happiness than traditional status: Geeks weren’t the cool kids in school, often choosing academics over sports and other activities that would make them popular. That means that they can resist the desire to look good for others, and choose your happiness instead.
Geeks have good sex: Geeks are passionate about nearly everything they do, including sex. That means that geeks make very attentive lovers who work to make sure you’re pleased.
It’s easy to make them happy: Geeks are often very simple creatures with transparent desires. You can often brighten their day just by bringing them a new geek toy or showing interest in their favorite new obscure activity.
Geeks are not hard to find: Let’s face it, there are lots of geeks out there and not a lot of demand for them, so they are ripe for the picking.
They’ll support your passions: Geeks are passionate, so they understand when you obsess over a new hobby or business venture.
Geeks enjoy creativity in bed: With a geek, you can try out new ideas in the bedroom, like cosplay and comic fantasies..
A Geek will be grateful to have you: In general, geeks don’t get a lot of dates, so they are often much more appreciative of your affection.
Geeks can be romantic: Although their idea of romance might be a blog post professing their love, geeks will go to great lengths to show they care.
There are lots of good ones out there: Geeks tend to not be very active in the dating field, so there are plenty to choose from.
Geeks are easy to buy gifts for: It’s easy to know what a geek wants-it’s on their Amazon wish list, or they’ve been openly obsessing about it for months.
They’ll remember important dates: Most geeks are pretty organized and have good memory skills, so they’ll never forget your anniversary or birthday.
Your geek will introduce you to new things: If you’re not a geek, dating one will open up a completely new world for you. Although the geek world may seem strange, you just might find that there are parts of it that interest you.
Geeks can tell you about awesome movies: Your geek may not be interested in the latest blockbuster unless it’s based on a comic book or game, but they can introduce you to obscure and interesting movies.
Geeks aren’t concerned with social norms: Geeks don’t play a lot of the silly social games that other people do.
Their friends are nice: Geeks hang out with other geeks, so their friends will be just as sweet and polite as they are.
They don’t care if you have a weird family: Geeks are almost always just a little weird, so they’ll lovingly accept your quirky family and probably fit right in.
A geek will impress your family: Geeks show off for parents really well, as they often have good jobs, manners, and smarts.
Geeks pay attention to detail: Your geek will remember all of the little things that you love and hate.
They are intelligent: Geeks are often well read and well educated, so they are smart and can carry on an intelligent conversation.
They’re educated: As an educated person, your geek will have something interesting and intelligent to talk about, whether you actually understand it or not
They’re well informed: Geeks like to stay on top of news and current events.
Geeks have wonderful imaginations: Geeks are always finding new and creative activities.
They have a lot going on inside their minds: Geeks have a huge internal world to tap into once you’re in their trust.
They respect grammar: Geeks tend to be perfectionists, and this habit extends to grammar.
They’re not jerks: Although geeks have a lot to be proud of, they’re almost never full of themselves.
They make excellent parents: Your geek can tutor your kids effectively and expand their horizons of knowledge. They also make excellent role models for children.
Geeks are slow to judge: Geeks are often judged themselves, so you won’t find that they are quick to judge you.
Geeks are respectful: As intelligent people, geeks know well enough to be polite and respectful, even if they don’t always understand etiquette and social norms.
Geeks give a damn: Geeks just try harder and are more intense than regular people.
Geeks are straightforward: Playing games just isn’t logical, so you won’t generally find geeks playing mind games.
Geeks are good problem solvers: If you have a problem, your geek will work obsessively to help you fix things.
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