To Whom it May Concern and other random thoughts from the past week.

I am generally never more than three feet away from a writing utensil and paper. When I wish to remember something important, funny, or otherwise of interest to me I will jot it down. More often then not, such notes remain forgotten in pants pockets and are promptly washed in the laundry. Here are a few random thoughts collected from the last week or so.


To Whom it may concern: Your cover of the classic Prince song "When Dove's Cry" was good. In no way is it superior to the original, but good in it's own way. Speeding up the tempo worked out pretty well for you. Your work was far superior to the cover version of Kenny Login's "Danger Zone" which I heard on the same radio station 15 minutes later.


To Whom it may concern: Regardless of North Korea's actions in the coming months, China ends up winning. If China can get the DPRK to back down and resume diplomatic talks they appear to be the peace maker. If either of the Korean countries escalates the confrontation to the point of the resumption of a shooting war, China can sit back and allow the rest of the world to invest blood and treasure in the resulting conflict. Sometimes I think China lets North Korea off the leash, just to see how the world will react.


To Whom it may concern: Nice yellow thong. Crap did I just say that out loud?


To Whom it may concern: When pans come out of the oven they are generally quite hot. Do not touch them with your bare hand. (One would think I would know this by now.)


To Whom it may concern: Putting aside for the moment your questionable business practices, possible tax evasion, and general unethical behavior, I must say you are quite possibly insane. Your attitude and actions towards the one you purport to care about boggle my mind. Furthermore, the fact you own multiple guns and appear to not be playing with a full deck causes me to lose sleep. 


To Whom it may concern: Star Wars kicks ass!


To Whom it may concern: I miss my uncle Donnie.


To Whom it may concern: What was the name of that guy who stared in  ______? (This one happens frequently)


To Whom it may concern:  "The Corporation" is now available for watching instantly on Netflix.Sweet! (seriously check out this movie)

To Whom it may concern: Congratulations. You are now officially the least favorite waitress I have ever worked with. That is quite an accomplishment considering I have worked with hundreds. Oh wait, there was that one from the early days of Nancy's Landing, so your second from the bottom.


To Whom it may concern: Minotaurs are bad ass.

To Whom it may concern: To bad the Vikings cannot play the Bills for the rest of the season.


To Whom it may concern: Tom Brady,you seriously need a haircut, or at the very least get that shaggy mop on your melon trimmed up a little. It does not make you look like a rock star, it makes you look like a chadbag.

To Whom it may concern: "Venus" by Bananarama  really sucks to have stuck in your head.

To Whom it may concern: 
Looking darkly upon Hector, swift-footed Achilles answered: 'I cannot forgive you.
As there are no trustworthy oaths between men and lions, there can be no love between you and me. 
One or the other must fall before then, to glut with his blood Ares, the God who fights under the shield's guard. Remember every valor of yours, for now the need comes hardest upon you to be a spearman and a bold warrior. 
There shall be no escape for you. 
You will pay in a lump for all those sorrows of my companions you killed in your spear's fury. 
(From the Iliad by Homer, not exactly sure why I was thinking of this particular passage)