Tuesday, January 18, 2011

To Whom it may Concern.

To Whom it may Concern: Seriously, WTF? Grabbing a gun because you were kicked out of a bar? WTF is wrong with you? Grabbing a gun to save a child or to hold off ravening hordes of looters that I can see, but because you were kicked out of a bar is just plain retarded. Thankfully no one was hurt physically, emotionally and mentally may be a different story.

To Whom it may Concern: Thanks for inviting me out for dinner and an evening of fun and excitement. Even considering what happened, it was a better evening than sitting at home.

To Whom it may Concern: Quitting smoking sucks, even with Chantix.Moral of the story: Don't ever start.

To Whom it may Concern: Stop being Crazy.

To Whom it may Concern: J-E-T-S Jets! Jets! Jets! I'm sure B is quite Happy even though the Jets had to take down The Pats to get to the AFC Championship.

To Whom it may Concern: I tried Listening to the 2 songs you told me about: The first one by Mr. Travis I had to stop before my ears started bleeding. The second by Mr. Strait was much better.

To Whom it may Concern: Deer Suck.

To Whom it may Concern: Sometimes one just needs the right soundtrack for life


To Whom it may Concern: Steaks were hella good!!

To Whom it may Concern: Illusions are sometimes better than reality, but very rarely.

To Whom it may Concern:
So this show is about a bunch of retarded chadbags and mean bitches who all hail from Jersey?

Yeah I get that it is a dramatic disaster and it's hard to look away from a train wreck.

I see the parallel with The Real World, but this is like The Real World's bastard offspring with  Tony Soprano as the father and some coked up street walker.

Ok, I can see why you watch this show, it's like America's Funniest Home Videos, it's hilarious when it's happening to someone else.

I've got to get my DTF o'meter checked.

Yeah, I'll be watching it again. Stoopid Jersey Shore 

To Whom it may Concern: Ever Wonder Why?

To Whom it may Concern: I cannot believe I am forced To root for the Bears and Jay Cutler. Mr. Cutler is the Poster Child for Chadbags everywhere. That being said at least he isn't wearing green and gold, playing for the Cheddar Monkeys.

1 comment:

  1. Chadbag cracks me up everytime! Love the jersey shore comments :)

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