To Whom It May Concern. Random Thoughts and other musings from the past week.

Before I jump into the collected thoughts from the past week, I would like to share a disturbing Dream I that woke me up on Saturday Morning. What I remember of the Dream is as follows: Me and some Friends enter a building. Turns out it is a tavern. It is not any bar I recognize yet feels extremely comfortable. I shamble up to the bar and order 2 beers, the first one is gone in seconds. I look around and realize the patrons are all people I know. Every one is having a great time that gets even better when a Wet T-shirt Contest spontaneously breaks out. Then my good friends Kristy and Kelli notice me drinking and begin walking my way, with a look on their faces that tells me I'm in trouble. Then I wake up, and it's the Biggest Blizzard of the Twenty First Century.For the most part most people wouldn't mind a dream in which partying and good times were had. Me, I took it as a sign of ill omen.

Turns out I may have been right, It was an extremely rough weekend for me. The Drinking Beast seriously rattled his cage. But with the assistance of good friends, some meditation, and some reading of the Big Book all is well. Definitely need to make more meetings. This time of year is always difficult for me.

But enough of that mix. On to the collected ramblings of the last week.

To Whom it may Concern: I think the title of your documentary is a bit off. "Turtles Gone Wild" or "When Reptiles get Frisky" maybe more appropriate. If I really wanted to watch animal sex that much, I'd surf the Internetz. Please consider renaming your film to warn others. Thank you.

To Whom it may Concern: I could stand here and stare at that all day. To bad I have to work and junk. Note to self: Win the Lottery.

To Whom it may Concern: Dude, I'm pretty sure society frowns on Arson.

To Whom it may Concern: Cute Puppy. I miss you.

To Whom it may Concern: Seriously?!?  WTF!?! Are you Kidding me? (this one occurred quite frequently over the weekend)

To Whom it may Concern: Please be Ok, Please be Ok, Please be Ok, Please be Ok, Please be Ok, Please be Ok. (ad infinitum)

To Whom it may Concern: I have some of the coolest Cousins to ever walk the earth.

To Whom it may Concern: But I thought. . . . . What? . . . Um Ok. . . . I guess. . . . Whatever Dude.

To Whom it May Concern:

To Whom it may Concern:  In the words of Homer, "Those guys were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked." (Way to put on a classic show Vikings)

To Whom it may Concern: You need to grow up and stop acting like a child who cannot accept responsibility for his own actions. Had your chance. I believe your exact words to me were "Never again, I cannot take her childish, disrespectful behavior anymore" Wow, Irony. Furthermore, ah forget it, Do not need to push you any more over the edge, unless of course it is full on into the Abyss where the Elder Evils of Legend await you.

To Whom it may Concern: Shopping with 4 year olds is fun. Everything is the coolest down every aisle of the toy section.

To Whom it may Concern: Thanks for putting up with me and my idiosyncrasies. Dinner, as well as the  conversation that followed,  was excellent.

To Whom it may Concern: This very well could be the coolest Hour of the year.

To Whom it may Concern: Thor is a kick ass name for your kid, But perhaps a better name for a rottweiler.


That about does it for this weeks edition of thoughts and musings. Still working on the remaining top ten movie characters, as well as the addendum that I realized i am going to have to do. Mix It.